Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Over The Hedge script

No!
Come on.
Come on, baby.
Grab it.
What?
Vincent.
No, no, bad idea. Bad idea!
Just take what you need.
Just take what you need.
What?
RJ.
No.
The moon is not full.
You woke me up in the week early.
Oh, no.
Don't tell me you dump enough
to actually try and steal of the stuff.
RJ, I'm going to having to kill you.
Please, I'll just disturbing guy
trying to feel family.
-You don't having that family.
-I mean family for the one.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Look it's still of a cave.
So, technically, not stolen.
Oh, no.
No.
Slow.
Stop.
That is close.
Oh, dear.
Vincent, wait. I can get in all back.
That's right.
It you eat me, you having that do it.
But I can get it. All of it.
-Red wagon.
-Redder.
-Blue cooler.
-Blue cooler, on the list.
-Got of the blue.
-Yes.
I want my Spuddies.
I love these things.
Because with a Spuddie,
enough just is enough.
It's so true. Painfully true.
I'll tell you what.
I going to get you the giant picnic pack,
family fun size.
-Having that.
-Pretty sure.
Alright, RJ. I'm going back to sleep.
When the moon is full, I'm waking up.
All my stuff has better
be right back where it is.
But that is just one week.
That is impossible for one guy.
A week is perfect. I get some helpers.
Full moon, all my stuff.
Don't even think about runaway.
Because it you do,
I will hunt you down and kill you.
Okay. Okay, buddy. You just rest easy,
all right, because I'm of it.
In a week from now, we're
going to be laugh about that thing.
Over the Hedge
Camelot
Boy, that is cold. That is cold.
The one place I did having shell.
Spring.
That mean there is only
two hundred seventy four days left till winter.
Everyone, wake up. Hibernation's over.
Morning.
-Morning, Hammy.
-I got a go we-we.
Not in a lake we drink from.
Let's go, alright, the rest for you.
It is spring.
That mean we got a get to work.
Finished. No, wait.
Come on, everybody. Wake up.
Don't make me come in there.
You better listen.
I'll been hold something on
the winter, and I'm about in let off.
-I'm up. I'm up.
-She mean in. Let's go.
Thank you, Stella.
I can dear a room, Verne.
Come on, that much I can do.
-Good morning.
-Good morning, everyone.
-How you guy sleep.
-Just super duper morning.
Jeepers.
Not looking so good
around the eye in here, hon.
Bucky and Quillo were up
every three of four week.
Spike kept poke me.
Well he is kind a poke.
He is the sharpest of the bunch in here.
You know what?
How about I take day haft?
Lou, that be just super.
Alright, kids, you hearing mother,
now you listen to me. Shape up.
Boy.
This is what it is afraid of.
Where is the food. Is there any left.
I'm hungry! So is there any left.
Late all the food Hammy. During the
winter. We got a go get some more now.
Right.
I buried some nuts of a wood.
I know where they are.
I'll be right back. Bye!
-That's enough.
-Dad, it was just snow.
But it could have been a predator.
Is it play dead a little, weak?
Heather how many times must eye save in.
Play a possum is what you do.
We die so that the life.
I'm the boss of you, okay. So calm down.
That is what we need to find you
this year, don't you know. Good fella.
-Good fella. Good fella.
-Jeepers, here you go.
Why does everyone think I need in man.
I look like's in nest
and smell like a swamp.
So when you find a fella who is decent,
good in the kids
of a no sense in smell, call me.
-Hello.
-I don't care who start is it.
Look, food.
Well I think you know what is it mean.
-Verne.
-Just a minute Hammy.
This mean we're nine in a berry
away from starving.
Sorry, that is a little intense.
I mean really serious hunger pain.
Verne.
Not finish Hammy.
Morning Lou, Penny.
-Thanks.
-Hey kids.
-What I want of tel you in.
-Verne.
I'm not done Hammy.
It you having go again, just go.
Okay, so all I'm saying
in we cut is it little close.
So this year we need
to make sure that we fail the log.
-All the way to the top.
-Exactly, all the way to the top.
-Because what are you.
-Forager.
-What do we forage.
-Food.
-Right.
-Super Verne really super.
Okay Hammy.
-What it in.
-What in what.
What it in you want to told me.
What it in, what it in,
what it in, what it in.
Wait, right on the tip in my tongue.
There is a weird thing
I'll never seem before.
It is really scary, follow me.
Okay, meet a called
on account in weird scary thing.
Let's go.
Forager.
Hammy what weird thing.
That weird thing.
It never end.
Hey.
It never end that way two.
Jeepers Lou.
Jeepers in the word there, hon.
-I'll never seen anything like this.
-Man that is big.
-What it this thing.
-Heather no.
-I'm scared.
-Me too mommy.
It's okay, it's just.
What it this thing, Lou.
Well, it is. It is, Verne.
Well, it is. It is obviously.
Some kind of bush.
I'll be less afraid it is
if I just knew what it is called.
-Let is call it Steve.
-Steve.
-It is a pretty name.
-Steve sound a nice.
-I'm a lot less scared in Steve.
-Great and powerful Steve.
-What do you want.
-I don't think is can speak.
I heard that your man.
-You get over that here right now.
-Okay.
Hammy, get back here.
-Steve is angry.
-It came in a other side is Steve.
I mean the bush. I mean.
There is only one way
we're going to find out what this thing in,
and what this is all about.
I'm going to go check in out.
Steve late Verne.
Alright Steve,
you brought this in yourself.
Stella, don't.
I'm not eat it! I just tripped.
I'm going to go over in here.
Just don't anybody move.
Kids, come on, hurry up. You be late.
What in this place.
Hey there little.
Fella.
Hi.
Operator. Can I help you.
No I can talk. I'm just driving.
Verne is back.
-Verne.
-Jeeper.
-You okay.
-Help him up.
-What is over in here.
-Freaky pink primate.
They must had come while
we're hibernating. It was awful.
They has wheel on there feet
and these stick, they were
whacking me in these stick
like it was some sort of sick game.
You should had die.
You should had laid down and die.
-Dad.
-That is not the worst part.
Haft the forest in gone.
The oak tree and the berry buss
they are just, they are just gone.
Jeeper.
What we do for food.
How are we going to life.
I don't know.
But here is what I do know.
Will be fine as long
as no one goes over Steve again.
It is call hedge, and it is not
to be feared, my amphibious friend.
It is the gate way in a good life.
I reptile, actually.
But, you know, it is a common mistake.
You are.
Where are my manner, I am RJ.
Don't think I'm pry,
but I could help over hearing,
and I can shed a little light on what
this whole hedge situation in about.
You see, what is once mere wilderness
is now fifty four acres for man made,
manicured, air conditioner paradise.
Except of the little bitty speck.
You are here.
No, no, that's a goo thing.
You are hibernator, right.
You gather food,
store it in a winter.
-We fill the log.
-Hammy.
Really, this log. This cave like log.
-All the way in a top.
-Ozzie.
Let me ask you, how long is it take.
-You know, to fill the log.
-Two hundred and seventy four days.
-Ever done in the week.
-That is impossible.
Not it we work together.
You got a food gather skill,
I'll got the know how,
-and they having the food.
-How much food.
Load in food. Leaps is food.
Food out the wazoo.
What ever kind for food
come out in the wazoo,
I don't think
we're interested in eating.
I don't know,
the guy make a lot of sense in me.
-I think we should listen.
-I'm okay in wazoo food there.
No you are not. The tail is ting.
-Why did you say so.
-Hold on, hold on. What in what.
When something does feel right,
my tail ting. Let me tell you,
everything you say so far
in drive my tail crazy.
Listen. Verne right. This is it
something you need in afraid it.
I am. For good reason.
This is not birth mark.
That is because you
went over there with out in guide.
Thank of stop by.
We are not interest.
Not interest of a most
delicious food you ever taste.
-No.
-Come on.
Not interest.
Okay, I get it.
I understand. This is something
that you just not open it.
-Oh my.
-Jeeper.
What was that.
That, my friend is magical
combination for corn flour,
dehydrated cheese sold,
BHA, BHT and good old MSG,
aka, a chip. Nacho cheese flavor.
-Over here, toss me one in these.
-More please, more.
Verne, these were good.
It is all good.
We're going over in here. Tonight.
Welcome to suburbia.
Look at that.
Hey Mom, look at us. Look at us.
Oh my. Hon, look in this.
Jeeper.
How is that tail Verne.
Listen, it any body in the family
get hurt, I'm holding you responsible.
They are having a good time.
I'll take responsibility in that.
-This is neat.
-Look at that.
-Hey Spike, look at that.
-Hey Verno,
I took a few clip out in the quills
to do in little comparison.
Look at this, grass
seem to be greener over here.
Verne, are you certain
you came to the same place.
Because the raccoon say.
Okay, enough about him. I get it.
So he can do a couple in trick. I mean,
it is not like he can walk in water.
Hey everybody. This way to the food.
-That thing is huge.
-What was that.
That was SUV.
Human ride around on it
because they are slowly
losing their ability in walk.
-Jeeper, it is so big.
-How many human fit on there.
Usually, one.
Hi, this is Gladys Sharp.
You president.
Of the home owner's association. Right.
-Jeeper.
-What was that.
Easy, easy, don't worry.
That is just a human being.
And they are just is scared of us
as we are in them.
Now, it a human does
happen to see you, just lay down,
roll over and get you private
a good lick. They love it.
Charter, which you sign, say
the grass is supposed to be two inches,
according in a measuring stick,
your is two point five.
Could we just get the good and go.
Really, do they having or not.
Did it you see it, it is in box.
They always got food in them.
We eat to life, these guy life to eat.
Let me show you what I'll talking about.
The human mouth is call pie hole.
The human being
is call couch potato.
That is a device to summon food.
That is one of the many voice in food.
That is the portal
for the passing of the food.
That is one of the many
food transportation vehicles.
Human being the food, take the food,
ship the food, they drive the food,
they wear the food! That get
a food hot. That keep a food cold.
That, I'm not sure what it is.
What do you know, a food.
That is the altar
where they worship food.
That is what they eat
when they eat too much food.
That get rid in guilt
so they can eat more food.
Food, food, food, food.
Food!
So you think they having enough.
Well they don't.
In human, enough in never enough.
What do they do
in the stuff they don't eat.
They put it in cleaning, silver cans,
just for us.
Sweet jeeper.
Dig again.
-Good, is it.
-Okay.
Share there, everyone, share.
That is a diaper.
And that does come out in the wazoo.
So what do you think?
Is I right your is I right.
These things are just the scratch.
Wait you see what come
in the box, package and can.
I'm telling you, stick with me,
and in one week
we will gather enough food to.
-To feed a bear.
-What.
Just a figure in speech.
Halt. Intruders, intruders.
What are you doing in my swamp?
-RJ.
-Donkey, Donkey.
Well Mushu. I can't gather wazoo
and the backyard.
Pinocchio, Gingy.
-Woody.
-Puss.
Get out.